Roll for Initiative (itch)

Ride the Dieghtning!! You know...... like, like that album... no? Ok, nvm. Roll for Initiative! You find yourself beetlejuiced - balancing atop a D20 - surrounded by DnD maps, miniatures, and up-turned soda cans. The D20 starts running down hill! Vesions begin to flood your mind - visions of Kevins mom exclaming "Sure its water damaged, but its still a perfectly good gaming table". With you tiny voice you squeak "A pox! A pox on you Ms. Kumberdale!" You find can influence direction, but the art of driving dice has forever remained a mystery to humankind, juiced and beetlejuiced alike. But watc...