Roomba Ruckus

Why do cats randomly bolt around the house at 10:51 PM? The answer, my dear reader, is simple. Theyre protecting their homes. You see, cats have been fighting an endless war for centuries against a nearly invisible menace: Dust Bunnies. Every night, these mischievous little creatures rise up from the cracks in the floorboards to cause havoc, but our faithful felines stop them in their tracks. In all this time, all the cats have been able to do is break even. They stop the bunnies, but expend all...