Save the Fucking Princess

A long time ago in a not so far galaxy… Kingdom called Quirtuel lived in peace. But one day… Young witch named Mary kidnaped future Queen in coronation day. The note that was found in the princesss room read: " Fuck, guys, I ran out of battery from my cartrige, but there is no money for a new one." The people were horrified, no one could decipher the language that witch spoke. Therefore, the current queen hired you as the only hope of salvation. So what are you waiting for? GO AND SAVE THE FUCKING PRINCESS!