Screw Logic the RPG

This is a game I made mostly in high school (5-6 years ago!) and worked on and off of since then. I weirdly kept the horrible design decisions for comedic reasons so LOOK OUT THE GAME ISNT THAT GREAT. I just think 1. archiving my game is good and 2. the game is certainly interesting to play, even if just to laugh at. This game features: Terrible platformingAwful charactersGrating musicOccasional sfxThe humor of an elementary schooler7 Endings!!!!!!