Sea Bear: A Dram Co. Venture

Note: links dont really work. Itch.io is weird. Here at Dram Co, we care deeply about the environment. That is why we continue to sell oil! The trees want CO2, and we are happy to provide it. We are also incredibly happy to make billions of dollars. Now, the thing is, we need people like you to help us make money. Everyone that worked at SeaBear left due to "working conditions" and "fair pay" (buzzwords that dont really matter*), but that doesnt matter, because we where already replacing them with robots. However, due to big government, our oil rigs need a dedicated operator. That is where you...