Shakespeare Is Broken!

William Shakespeare has been passing the centuries peacefully in the afterlife, writing occasionally and trying this thing called "pizza." That all crashes to a halt when hes summoned to the Central Office because his plays are all broken. It would seem that poor movie adaptations, misreadings, and just awful essays have allowed tons of inaccuracies to creep into his plays, and now hes being sent right into them to sort them all out. Reunite Romeo and Juliet (uh, temporarily)! Make Hamlet depres...