Shamus 14th Birthday

Shamus is 14 years old! To celebrate, Shamus is throwing a party! Hes wrapped all the items and shuffled them around, so theres no way to know what item youre picking up until you grab it. The food a̷n̷d̷ ̵d̵r̸i̵n̷k̷ ̷m̸a̷c̶h̶i̴n̸e̵s̵ ̵h̶a̷v̷e̵ ̴̨̣̞͓̅ȧ̷͔͙́l̸͙̱͖̏ͅș̵̬͒̇͌o̸̫͕͒̄̈́̽ ̵͚̬͠b̸̡̖͓̜͒̆͗͝e̴̜̗̯̊ĕ̴͇̘͆͗n̸̗̜̯̰̒̈ ̶͈̈́́́̕f̵̧̱̼̗͒̀i̷̝̘͒͋̕͝l̴͎͇̋ľ̵͔͐̐̑ẹ̸͒d̶̼̀͌̚ ̸͕̠̥͚̄w̸̝̒̚į̴͚̑̈́̀t̷̢͆̐̿ḧ̵͎͙ͅ ̶̭̆̎̀̔̒a̸̛̬͇̮͇̼̝͂̎͌l̸̰̘̯̉͆͋̉͗̕ḽ̵̳̘͇̊ ̷̗̈́̋͗̂̿͌ͅs̵̰̜̬̬̉͌o̶̥̜̲̗͖͍̿̐́̂͒̚r̸̮͚̤̲͘t̷̡͎̝͓͕̀̊͋̓͝s̵̢̖̖͛͆̆̍̕ ̸̘̍̀͜o̸̳͇̤̺͋͋͂̊̚̕f̷̙̠̰̻̓͐̀̌̚ ̵̰̣͚̯̀̓̒͛i̴̱̘̓̃̒t̸̛̳̱̥͍͙͉̿͆͗e̶̢̲͉͚͊m̶͔͎̓̃͒̃̿̔s̷̨̫̮̙͂͆́̿̍̂,̴̟̰̺̼͊́͌́͝ ̶̡̠̯̦̯͠y̶͆...