Sherbet Thieves: Moonshine Edition

Sherbet Thieves Cause Shortages! Earth, Milky Way Galaxy (Amalgamated Press) – Orbital Sherbet Farms around the human home world Earth are being crippled by raids upon their crops, causing sherbet prices throughout the Milky Way to hit record highs. Reports of space hippies, mutant flies, and sherbet pirates have been coming in throughout the week, with no signs of slowing down. How you can help: Earth defense forces are engaged in preventing giant insects from eating the surprisingly delicious ...