Slappy the slug

In your years of adolescence, you discovered a natural talent for le arte d lavette (slapping). Its been twenty years and your clube d sanwiss (BDSM club) is doing better than ever. That is great since your skills are needed now more than ever. Alien slugs, also known as slapkin, are on the rise and you must step up and become a slap king. To keep the slugs satisfied and occupied, you must provide them some good slapping. That is the only way to save the world. Will the peace last or is the chal...