Slay the Lizard of Lunenberg! (and other thankless sidequests)

Chelsea is the princess of the (definitely real) kingdom of Lemuria. After journeying to the hamlet of Lunenberg and learning about the (definitely real) lizard terrorizing the local peasantry, she and her retinue take it upon themselves to end this menace for once and for all! Explore the town, talk to its inhabitants, unravel the plots of its various factions, complete menial errands, retrieve cut-rate treasure... This games got it all!! (its short, dumb, and moderately funny -- you should play it) Lunenberg is a deceptively active town. Despite being positioned well away from anything impor...