Soda Mafia Demo

So basically, you fucking hate Conker Koola, right? And then, so, like, uhhh u borrow ur sisters soda making machine, and then, shes like "Ohhh u gotta pay me $1000 in a week for that" so ur like, ok, but then u realize the park you wanted to sell in has been taken over by nazis. Then you find this weird fuckin guy who gives u a cyanide recipe for kidnapping some kids, then you make cyanide with the soda machine, and use that to kill nazis, and then when a week passes, ur sister comes back, but then your fuckin uncle who you havent seen in years says u have to go to fucking Iraq or some shit. ...