Space Adventures (SimplexCoder)

A most unfortunate Series of Galactic Events has put you, a fighter pilot, in this horrible situation. Fight your waves through waves of enemies who want nothing more than to kill you (and getting to the bottom to the screen). As you complete each wave youll come across intercepted messages floating across the cosmos. These messages hold the key to discovering how you got here and where youre going, as well as other things such as monkeys, crucifixions, suicide, the sacrifice of bastard children...