Stay Stood Stock Still

This is a game about Yorgen Orion Umpire. Windows 10 and the latest version of Java are recommended for the game to work normally, but lower specs will yield more entertaining results. "Pictures of a City" and "The Worlds My Oyster Soup Kitchen Floor Wax Museum" are the property of Robert Fripp and DGM. I do not own them, as I am not affiliated with Robert Fripp, DGM, or King Crimson. It is my solemn hope that the above songs presence in this game will be forgiven for their tonal necessity and that those who hear it in this game purchase or listen to the official releases, as opposed to the al...