Storm Warning Pre-Alpha Mix - Codename: Shirley

What has five wheels, one leg, a knife for a nose, a shell made of a titanium-mithril alloy, and is spoken of in tall tales by the robots of Oppidia? Cutron McGee, the sole playable character of this one-level proof of concept. The concept being "I can make games." This is my first game, its not much (considering theres no animation), but its a start of something much bigger. If youre good, you can beat it in less than a minute, not counting the credits sequence. Whats with the name? "Storm Warning Pre-Alpha Mix - Codename: Shirley"? Sounds like its one math away from being a snide Kingdom Hea...