Super Neckbeard

*TIPS FEDORA*Le Super Neckbeard is an excuisite platformer starring Super Neckbeard.>Incredibly classy story that makes little sense>Incredibly long neckbeards>The protagonist is really a nice guy>Defeat enemies with your considerable supply of Mountain Duah, Doratos, and..uh...playing cards...>14 levels of retro platforming glory>TENDIES!>WAIFUS!>NORMIES!