Super Pepper Fondler!

So youre at the grocery store, and this statue looking dude comes up and is all "Herp derp fondle derp, peppers lets go!" and you only really caught fondle and peppers so you figure should probably follow this guy to see what he has planned.***NOW WITH CLOCKS!***Are you tired of not knowing how long to fondle your peppers? Well fret no longer! Your top of the line pepper fondling educational game now includes timers, so that you can get that duke worthy flavor, even at home! The best news about this, is that it is 100% free! Thats right, call in today, and you get ALL of the ancient pepper fon...