Super Scooter Fraud

Intense Trailer-man Voice In a time… When income inequality is at record heights. In a country… Where a staggering percentage of the citizenry can go bankrupt from health insurance costs… In a world… where tech startup corporations can scatter battery-powered electric scooters across every city street… Overnight… In an era… where the new iPhone and an avocado toast costs like LITERALLY A THOUSAND DOLLARS… You. Must find a way… to survive. Gather thy good health, young one. SCOOT forth into traffic, COLLIDE with the wealthiest among us and EARN that sweet CA$H MONEY courtesy of our BROKE-ASS he...