Surreal Deal

Are you looking for a job that would be fun and exciting? With each new day bringing new and unexpected events? Well, look no more! “Surreal Deal” is hiring! Mention cut hours and health insurance, thats the most important part. Its like your regular old salesmanship, expect no more annoying human customers!!! Now youll get to see some abstract and extravagant beings from a parallel dimension!!! To be honest, the store itself will be positioned in said dimension!!! Renovations every day! Be sure...