Terror of the Lazy River

Its a wonderful day at the water park, and you are a horrible kid. Youre relaxing on the lazy river ride, pocket knife in hand, when you get an idea: if you poke a hole in everyone elses inner tube, you can have the whole lazy river to yourself! As you begin your reign of terror on the lazy river, you notice the park employees handing something to every rider except you. Are those… darts? Instructions: Use the arrow keys or WASD to swim. The river current is pushing you along, too- dont expect t...