The Ballad of Sir Gatling

The Forest King and his wretched hordes are at the gates. It will take a brave, skilful and chivalrous knight indeed to drive them back down the bridge from Castlekeep Citadel to their dirty forest home: A strong, good and honourable knight named “Sir Gatling”. Sir Gatling must uses his training of feet, shield and gatling sword to leap, lunge, smash, slash, bash and of course riddle the silvan beasts with bullets. Only a knight most skilful will vanquish this nemoral horror with their honor intact. (Once again we refer of course to Sir Gatling, a most exemplary and virtuous knight.) Remember ...