The Chinese Room (Falkreon)

The friendly technicians at Zenith LLC are working on a natural language recognition package for their new digital assistant, TAKNOG THE OBLITERATOR(tm). Because they care about you, theyve spared no expense in their rigorous neural net training. In spite of protestations from their QA team that "thats not how any of this works," they even flashed the algorithm into robot firmware to test their viability in real-world situations. You are zn_CH. Your job, whether or not you choose to accept it, i...