The Clunky Cheesewheel

Welcome to The Clunky Cheesewheel, our fine establishment right below that hill that people roll cheese down. People who come in here expecting that they can order any normal drink will be sorely mistaken, as in reality our drinks are named and described like different sorts of cheese! As a bartender, it is expected of you to decipher their descriptions and figure out what cheesy drink they want! Are you up for the task?