The Council of Gulls

Behold this deeply cursed artefact of broken coding, retrieved from an abandoned nest on the outskirts of chernobyl... Warning: All whom play this will one day succumb to their mortal demise. Bodily functions, manoeuvre your feeble limbs fledgling! The council awaits: Arrow keys or WASD Design, writing and audio digitally restored by ShallowLagoon.