The Legacy of the Horrible Taco Stand

Not many have lived the tale of the Horrible Taco stand. Legends say that these horrible tacos may make you erupt, and can take you all the way to mars. You must take forth on your adventure, eat the horrible taco and hope to find more flying tacos on your journey to the great beyond. Just dont kill any birds or hit any planes, they may make you plummet back down to the long-since-deserted planet you can from.