The Mastodon Express

Welcome aboard the Mastodon Express! The most luxurious train built in the likes of a Victorian mansion. We encourage our passengers to explore our fine establishment and uncover the mysteries long forgotten. We do apologize for the supernatural and eerie atmosphere its expected with a train as antiquated as the Mastodon. Ring the bell when you wish to exit, and dont forget your baggage (including any emotional baggage acquired during travel). Thank you for choosing the Mastodon Express and have...