The old ball and chain

The Old ball and chain Ah, the old ball and chain. Its all love and googly eyes at the start. But as years go by the rosy coloured glasses wear out and the grey reality seeps through. Suddenly every little mouth noise, sock on the floor and ugly laugh incites a whole other shade of red. But there you are, stuck, joined together in holy matrimony. "Theres always divorce, you know." Not in the eyes of higher powers! Or your super conservative relatives... But they did say the deal was on only until death does us part... right? Help this bitter couple reach their goal