The Pandemic Digital Dating Game

Its November 2020, and youve been social distancing for the past 7 months. Unfortunately, you were not one of the lucky ones who U-Hauled and adopted a cat with that girl you met at Cubbyhole right before the pandemic panic. Instead, since March you have been stuck in a perpetual cycle of talking to random strangers on dating apps until the conversation eventually gets boring or you find out she has long acrylic nails and you move onto the next one. Except today youve decided enough is enough, i...