The Probability of Meltdown Is Minimal

Mechanic 0542. Weve had a little problem and we need your help. Nothing out the ordinary - Im sure youve seen worse on sewer duty. The generator had a little problem and it needs a quick fix. Management said youre small enough to fit in the tunnels and old enough that you can count past 10. I literally couldnt imagine someone better suited. Just pop on through, sort out that reactor and everythingll be just fine. Oh, do watch out for the cleaning robots. Theyll probably try and clean you if they...