The Video Store at the end of the Universe

Have you ever wanted to explore the cosmos ? Go on grand adventures? Now you can, because "Out of This World Video" is now hiring! Work behind a desk at the furthest video store in the Universe, the one teetering on the edge of Nul! Work many little jobs. Pick out the perfect tapes for the diverse cast of customers that enters the store. Read magazines on the job (if willing to accept docked pay) and play fun games with friends. (Outside working hours only) What are you waiting for? Work for us at "Out of This World Video." Join our corporate family! Its not like you have anything to lose.