Tortuga - A Pirates Tale

Ahoy, Me Hearties!I bet yall are curious as to why I summoned you on deck for a wee gathering and mingling. Well, it has come to me attention ye carousers are… how shall I put it… not amused with our most recent exploits. I smell the reek of mutiny infesting the lower decks… So here I am, your very own, humble Captain: Are you not entertained? Didnt I treat you well? Was it the abundancy of grog? The brimful barrels filled with tobacco? The caring warmth of a bewitched siren while on shore leave? Or my generosity of splitting the booty fair and square? Enlighten me senses: Is this all you sign...