Tower of Asterion

So theres this guy trapped at the top of a tower. The air inside is poisoned. The floors are in disrepair. One night on a drunken dare, a group of dudes decide to brave this labyrinth. First dude goes in, fails, so the second dude goes in. Second dude also fails, so they send in a third dude. Meanwhile the guy at the top feels he should entertain his guests (as good hosts are wont to do) by shouting down interesting conversation starters. More dudes enter, more dudes die. Now to be fair, these dudes did a serious amount of pre-gaming beforehand so theyre moving pretty sluggishly and feeling mo...