Traveling The Afterlives

Welcome to the Underworld! Start your tour in Tartarus (which is under construction due to multiple OSHA violations), then move on to the wonderfully drab and unexciting Asphodel Fields (where hydroponics towers were recently installed to more efficiently grow asphodel trees), and finish your journey in the idyllic beachside caves of Elysium (now staffed with maybe too many lifeguards after a little incident last year--seriously, who would have guessed that Heracles couldnt swim?) Unfortunately,...