Turkeys in Turkey

Be a turkey. Be in Turkey. Get pardoned by the White House. Wonder why theres a White House in Turkey. Decide you dont care, and NUKE. EVERYTHING. So basically, just play through a normal day in the life of a turkey. (Theres a few variables that the game keeps track of, but the game remembers the status of ONLY your current turkey, not all of your accomplishments as the player- dying effectively resets everything, though not all endings kill you. If you lost access to an option you had before, y...