Two-Body Problem

Eric always wanted to be a c̙̭͇͔͖̺̬͒̃̀͆͟ͅa̞̼̔̈́̀r̮̠͓ͨ̃̊̚͞. ̶̛̤͈̪̗̘̍̀̔̓̈ͅͅÀ̵͖̝̼͎̺̰̅͋̅͒̂͗̉̀͋͘̕ͅn̵̫̦̬̳̓́̓̈ḑ̶̲̻̣̼͙͚̤͕̲̗̙͍̓̒͆͑̾̇̈́̍̅͊͗͊͝ he ̸̼̫̦̭̰͖̗͈̯̻̪̭͚̲̽͗̾͜w̷̧̘̥̻͙̣͍̹͔̱̱̟̙̤͖̰̩̄̑̈́̂̄̇̈́̽͛̊̋̆͘͠ͅå̷̘͉͂ṣ̷̢̢̨͔̝͇̻͓̦̻̣͈͕̽̈́͊͊̔͐̓̋̆̚͜ͅ bigger ̷̡̟͎̪͙̮̦͙̦͌͐̊̓̄̍̍̉̉͂̈́́͆̏͑̒̊̏̾ţ̵̛̛̠͎̹̦̞̬̹͎̖̲͖͆̂̾͊̾̋͗́̂̃ͅͅh̶̢̧̧̪̦̰̖̲̗̙̬̦̤̞̘̄̂̄͊̽͝a̵̡̤̪͈̲̫̟͑͋́̈́͘n̸͚̮̙̭̯̹͇̙̉͆̔̽ͅ ̷̖͙͕̈́̉̅̎͒́̔̀́̒̚͘͝t̵͇̗̹̫͇̹̬͍̟͔̯̱͙͕͇̫͔͑̅̔͐̈́͐͐̅̂̑͗͗ḩ̵̡̻͚͔̺̣̲͚͇̃̏́́̏͑̾̅͜e̴̡̨̡̨̛̛͈̜̦͖͇͂̾̈́̓́̊̀̃̂̈́̈̆̋͘͘͠m̶͍͇̖̺̩͕̉́͆̌̋̎̐̎̐͒̈́͝͝͝ ̸̺̳͖̲̘͓͖̐͌́̓̍̽́̇̎̄͂̏̌̀̐̀͝ͅằ̸͋̆̌͊̐̓̉͘͠...