WACKY WONDERLAND WOLLOP: A 3D PLATFORMER FOR THE AGES GAME OF THE YEAR GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME: THE GAME

WELCOME TO MY TWISTED MIND. THIS GAME DARES ASKS: WHAT IF THERE WAS A 3D PLATFORMER? WHAT IF THAT 3D PLATFORMER HAD ZANY DIALOGUE, WACKY CHARACTERS, BAD ART DIRECTION, CRAZY QUESTS, GUNS, SWORDS, STAFFS, WEAPONS, ITEMS, CRAFTING, A CAR YOU CAN DRIVE, AND MORE? WHAT IF SOME CRAZED DEVELOPER SPENT HUNDREDS OF HOURS NEGLECTING HIS SOCIAL LIFE, WIFE, AND DAY JOB (JUST KIDDING IF MY BOSS IS READING THIS) (BUT IF YOURE NOT MY BOSS THEN IM NOT KIDDING) (JUST KIDDING I DID NOT WORK ON COMPANY TIME) (I AM SERIOUS I REALLY DIDNT) TO BUILD WHAT IS A VERY CONFUSING HODGEPODGE OF GENRES? WHAT IF MY SHIFT K...