Walk Against Humanity

Whats happening here? We made an app thats mean to you when you run or walk. It gives you fun facts too - but thats for the liberals. -- Is this real? As real as your parents relationship. Unless theyve already divorced, in which case, yes, this is real. -- What does it do? Nothing really important. You walk and run. We track that activity and say messed up things to you. -- How am I supposed to feel about this? I dont know? Im supposed to tell you how to feel now? Like, Jesus Christ. Why are yo...