War on Wardrobes

This game is currently in development. You want to buy a kettle in a further undisclosed blue and yellow furniture store, but you get lost in the maze built to trap you and siphon as much of your money as possible. The furniture comes alive and forces you to buy it if it gets close enough—with only an axe and a nail gun at your disposal to protect yourself. Will you make it out alive (and with a kettle)?