Welcome To MILTON KEYNES

Youre an American who finds themselves for some reason in Milton Keynes, England. You quickly realise your mistake as a seemingly-infinite array of roundabouts appears over the horizon. With no knowledge of what a roundabout is for, let alone how to navigate one, can you find your way out of this non-Euclidean, Kafkaesque nightmare? No. You cant. Some notes. Firstly, to anyone who lives in Milton Keynes, apologies for the cheap shot. Secondly, to anyone who recognises the music, apologies for mu...