What Are The Odds That All MY Classmates Are Emotionally Distant Indie Game Scalie Girls?

The hotly awaited experience that youve all been dreading, its a mishmash of words and ideas so terrible you cant help but give it a try. Its like a quirky Earthbound inspired rpg of your dreams, if it wasnt an rpg and also was made by someone whod never played Earthbound before! (Well okay I played it I just couldnt get past the Kraken okay man thats a hard fight...) Take on the role of Anon, some variety of naked gray potato man on a quest to court one of three gorgeous girls from the indie hits youve come to expect! The Grumpy One, The Snooty One, The Goth One! One of them isnt even out yet...