WHATS SO HORRIBLE ABOUT HAVING A CURSE

You have been cursed by a Vampire Lord! My condolences. If you are to have any hope of ending your curse and escaping an eternity as a lifeless thrall of this Master of Darkness you and your fellow Cursed Adventurers must embark on a Quest to do battle with all manner of monstrosities and vanquish the Vampire Lord. A hack of Whats So Cool About Outer Space by Jared Sinclair and Whats So Cool About Lucha Libre by Simon Moody that is inspired by the infamous Castlevania II: Simons Question. This i...