When you try to wake up on a Saturday morning but you made a terrible decision to sleep late the night prior

Ahoy... what is happening? a) You stumbled across this very silly narrative game inspired by waking up on a Saturday morning. b) You realize its a confusing mess of a maze of stories. c) You try not to get too lost along the way. *We interrupt this broadcast with a note from the game designer* I want my game to give rise to this tremendously important philosophical question: What on earth did I just play? a) a fun game b) a not-so-fun game c) a semi-fun game with a sprinkle of friendship on top