While You Were In

In the land of white collar workers, where cubicle farms are plentiful and news exists only at the water cooler, there exists a strangely shaped office building. Within the depths of this building is a mailroom, and in this mailroom exists a man with a jaw chiseled like steel and eyebrows so intense they may as well have their own characterization. He is also a little nutty. The boss, the big cheese, a man with an ego to pierce the heavens, has decided that enormous eyebrows are out of season, a...