Wild Animal Racing

On the island of Zig-Zag-Zog, in the sea of Ooberdeedoo, Are some amazing creatures, that you would never see in a zoo! They walk upright on two legs, like some kind of aliens from Mars, But the strangest thing, (you would not believe!) is that these animals are driving cars! A giraffe that bleats, a hippo that moos, they are the strangest beasts, But thats not the strangest thing, my dear, theyre standing on their two feets! How did this happen? (I ask you!) How did these things evolve? Im determined to find out, you know, with all of my resolve! Some say it was a meteorite, that gave them su...