With Regards to the Good Folk Upon the River

In a home in the ground overlooking the river, there live Halflings. Not Halfling by choice, as that is of course a very silly name to call yourself, but Halfling because larger folk tallfolk, came about and decided they were going to tell people what they were to be called. So be it, let the tallfolk engage in their trials and travails, the Halflings have pursued comfort and they like that comfort very well, thank you muchly! What follows are a set of randomizers for generating a very specific ...