You Are The Monster (Snack)

You are a professional wrestler. Act like one. Dont let the audience get bored! Z - Punch X - React to Hit This is the story of El Macho "The Monster" de la Caliente, or rather, Vee Cristina de la Caliente. He was named Cristina, because he was born to poor parents who wanted a beautiful daughter, but instead got an ugly son. He was so ugly, he was already born with a mustache.Papa Papi: What an ugly son!Mama Mami: I know. If only we had a beautiful daughter, who could be married off to the impossibly rich and handsome Illustrado!Rich and Handsome Illustrado: Im so rich I must regularly check ...