YOU CAN ONLY DIE 80 TIMES

Dear You, You have incurred my fearsome wrath! Love, Nummer, supreme wizard Cursed by the fearsome wrath of the supreme wizard Nummer to become immortal, you try to defy this annoyance by making yourself only able to die 80 more times. But the kicker is, you brought this on yourself, first by ruining her spaghetti dinner one time, and later mis-casting your spell to break out of her curse, reducing your immortality to being able to die only 80 times. To top it all off, you are on the way home an...