You Will Not Beat This Game

Befriend your mouse. The mouse is something us PC gamers take for granted. Your mouse will be the very thing keeping you alive, as you glide your dead-weight cursor through a slew of The Cursers zany obstacles, in hopes of encountering a glowing-green checkpoint. After watching your polygonal friend endure the slicing, dicing, and burning of this epic adventure, I guarantee youll never look at mouse cursors the same again. Read the title. YOU DONT STAND A CHANCE AGAINST THE CURSER!!! If by some miracle you DO manage to beat this game, then let me get your autograph because The Curser CANNOT be...